I don’t know about anyone else but I am getting sick of the ads on TV for diets. I am aware that tons of strong and disciplined people go on diets in January. I respect them and on a certain level I envy them. But… I say:
Whenever I say the word diet I wash my mouth out with chocolate
if you can’t make me skinny make my friends fat.
I say inside me lives a thin person but I keep her sedated with chocolate
